IF I WERE A WHORE

THIS IS TO ALL THE WIVES TAKING THEIR HUSBANDS FOR GRANTED

THOSE WHO ARE COMPLAINING AND SAYING HE JUST NOT ROMANTIC

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY

HE JUST MAY COME ACROSS A WHORE LIKE ME ONE DAY

WIVES LISTEN TO WHAT A WHORE HAS TO SAY

IF I WERE A WHORE, I WOULD WORRY NO MORE

I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT I FELT

OR WITH WHOSE MAN I’D SLEPT

I WOULD NOT GET MY HEART BROKEN

OUR AGREEMENT IS UNSPOKEN

I AIN’T PLAYIN NEITHER AM I JOKIN

I WOULD NOT CARE ABOUT WHOSE BED FROM WHICH I AWOKE

THE SEX WE HAVE IS ALWAYS STOKED, HANDCUFFS, CHAINS, AND ROPES

FLOWERS, WINE, AND LOVE NOTES

 

IF I WERE A WHORE, LIFE WOULD NEVER BE A BORE

INSTEAD IT WOULD BE LIKE A CONSTANT TOUR

I WOULD NEVER GROW TIRED OF WHAT NEXT TO EXPLORE

WE HAVE NOW, NOT FOREVERMORE

IF I WERE A WHORE, THE WIFE WOULD NO LONGER HAVE JOY

I’D BE PLAYING WITH HER TOY, LOVING THE MAN, YET PLEASING THE BOY

HER LIFE SHE COULD NO LONGER AFFORD

SHE WOULD BE LEFT AT HOME PERFORMING ALL THE CHORES 

BECAUSE I WOULD ALLOW HIM TO ENJOY, NEVER CLOSING ANY DOORS

YOU SEE THE LIFE OF A WHORE IS AN ADVENTURE

A LIFE OF CONSTANT SPLENDOR

WITH ME HE’S A BIG SPENDA,YOUR MAN IS ALWAYS TENDER

AND TO HIS FANTASIES I ALWAYS SURRENDER

YOU ARE LIKE A SPLINTER THAT NEEDS DIGGING OUT

ALL YOU DO IS WALK AROUND AND POUT

PLACING DOUBT IN HIS MANHOOD

YOU MAKE HIM FEEL MISUNDERSTOOD

NO LONGER THE CENTER OF HIS WORLD

I HAVE BECOME THE NEW EXCITING GIRL

WEARING FISHNETS, LACE, AND PEARLS

YES, I KNOW IT WON’T LAST FOREVER

THAT'S WHY  I AM VERY CLEVER

I KEEP IT LIT ON HIS LEVEL,

I SAY “YES BABY “WHATEVER

WHILE YOU BRING PAIN AND DISCOMFORT

I LAY IT ON THICK LIKE A SOOTHING OINTMENT

WHILE YOU COMPLAIN AND FUSS BECAUSE HE WATCHES THE GAME

I RUB HIM DOWN; I SOOTHE HIS ACHES AND EASE HIS PAIN

WITH ME THERE’S NEVER A NEED TO EXPLAIN

HE LOVES WHEN I CALL OUT HIS NAME

CAN A WHORE PLEASE MAKE IT PLAIN?

FRONT SEAT DRIVING IN YOUR LANE

I FULFILL FANTASIES, I'M HIS ESCAPE

I SAY YES, I NEVER MAKE HIM WAIT!

HE FEELS THE PAIN YOU BRING

WISHING HE COULD TAKE BACK THE RING

YOU’VE BECOME BITTER AND MEAN

MAKING A SCENE EVERYWHERE YOU GO

GIRL YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF A HOE

BEFORE THE LIFE OF THE WIFE EXIST NO MO!

Jacqueline Cary

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